Marty Tanenger
Our hapless protagonist and constant (well most of the time) voice of reason, Marty has endured more mayhem and hijinks than John McClane and Jack Bauer combined. Ok, maybe not THAT much mayhem, but a considerable amount for your average 18 year old. Rarely seen outside of the company of lifelong friend Aaron Keith (either out of genuine loyalty or just plain pity,) considering what they've been through, if the friendship hasn't collapsed yet, it likely never will.

First Appearance - Sunday, April 22, 2007

Aaron Keith
The logic behind most of Aaron's decisions has been pondered for the ages. From the likes of Sigmund Freud to Friedrich Nietzsche, not a single answer could be surmised. I think it's because he's just plain stupid, but within that stupidity lies a spark of true genius that perhaps we're not quite ready to understand. But seriously... $10 for lemonade? That IS a bit steep...

First Appearance - Sunday, April 22, 2007

Charles
Proclaimed to be the "little brother" of Aaron Keith. No one is really sure who Charles is related to, or if he even HAS parents. Needless to say, this little guy is more resourceful than Marty and Aaron combined and they are extra lucky to have him around, especially when dealing with otherworldly feline apparitions.

First Appearance - Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Allison/Tina
Who's got daddy issues? Tina's got daddy issues. How Aaron got to calling her Tina, we'll likely never know, but it drives her to crying, screaming, hair-pulling fits that are too damn entertaining to resolve just yet. That and she has a creepy obsession with the teen drama TV series "Trendy West-Coasties."

First Appearance - Thursday, May 24, 2007

Doc Brown/Bennett
Bio omitted in lieu of copyright lawsuit. He's a doctor, he's undercover. We don't know his real name or what he really looks like. His next incarnation will likely be Val Kilmer from "Real Genius."

First Appearance - Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Tad Brosephski
Where do you go when you need the bitchin-est HDTV in the state? Why to Video-Hub of course, and who would you purchase said TV from? Well, Tad Brosephski, when he's not either in the hospital or suffering the effects of advanced mutation brought on by the foreign lung particles left by an ectoplasmic entity. He also might be a surfer. The jury's still out on that one.

First Appearance - Monday, July 23, 2007

Brandon Reilly
He dropped by for a glass of lemonade and look what happened. Just another testament to the black hole of insanity that is the respective lives of Marty Tanenger and Aaron Keith.

First Appearance - Monday, August 13, 2007

Nurse Nancy Jugganski
The local RN and cretaceous babe. She'll deliver the puddin' til the cows come home. Or at least until you've had your fill of puddin'.

First Appearance - Wednesday, September 5, 2007

David Caruso
Miami Style. Need I say more?

First Appearance - Friday, November 23, 2007